Thursday, January 15, 2015

Sew proper

There was a time when sewing was an important part of a woman's household duties.

What well intentioned housefrau could resist this sort of life advice from the Singer Corporation?

Or, you could put your dirty hair in a ponytail, brush the cookie crumbs off your sweatshirt, chase a couple of Valium down with a half a bottle of wine and see how far that gets you. . .

"Thank you" to Crystal for pointing out this hot mess!

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Young at heart

I really hope this includes the matching pair of ruffled panties!

All business

"Okay, it looks like everyone is here.  Before we get the meeting started, would anyone like something to drink?"

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Just a few inches. . .

. . .and you make the transition from jauntily posing Barbizon graduate to Executive Assistant at The Ministry of Silly Walks.

The dictionary is your friend.

ebb [eb] noun

1. the flowing back of the tide as the water returns to the sea.
2. a flowing backward or away; decline or decay.
3. a point of decline.

On second thought. . . this might be exactly what they meant to say.

Sunday, January 4, 2015