Exhibit A

It's a bold statement, but someone on the forensics team is bound to notice sooner or later.

So Many Questions. . .

Is the fringe attached to the shirt?

Are those shorts under there?  A mini skirt?  Is that all part of the shirt and she's not wearing anything on the bottom?  Will this shirt make me look like I have a loose flabby belly too? Why are her legs attached wrong?

Matchy-matchy!

I wouldn't want these pants without the matching shoes, 
that would look just ridiculous. . .

. . .instead of completely hilarious.