Wednesday, June 3, 2015

HULK GIRLFRIEND MAD! HULK GIRLFRIEND SMASH!




Looks like Dr. Banner forgot to put the lid down on the toilet again.

Igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic.



Majestic. . .like the view from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. . .but wider.

Choose wisely, Grasshopper.



At these prices, it's one collar bone, or the other.  You want to show 'em both off?  Pay retail.

Just keep telling yourself that. . .


Zulily described this collection as "must have," "chic," "sleek," and "whimsical."  All good things to keep repeating to yourself as you sit, shivering, nearly naked, on a public toilet with this thing gathered in a heap around your ankles on the filthy floor.