BAAWK?

Oh my! Excuse me!

I can imagine that eating an entire peacock, feathers and all, *would* make a gal rather gassy.

Throw away the keys

If there are fashion police. . .there must be fashion jail. . .and this is the prisoner uniform.

Bring Mama Another Beer

"Where's mah shissers and niddles? I'm gonna shew me a new shirt!"

Feeling Blue

For the times when you want the world to know you've given up all hope.

One More Time Around the Block

Well, she DOES have her jogging shoes on.

We Were Just Watching TV!

The newest offering from the "OMG, I Think My Parents are Home" collection.

Doesn't Fluffy Look Cute in Her Little Sweater?

If giants kept us as pets. . .this is the sort of thing they would make for us to wear.

It's Almost Dinner Time!

Wash your hands and sit at the table. . .it'll be ready the day after tomorrow.

Maybe One Boot, One Stiletto?

It's obviously difficult to remember which leg needs to be kept bent to make sure those hems are even. . .

Charwoman Chic

Can you play "Roll Out the Barrel?"

I see the leather harness straps, is the accordion hidden under that hideous dress?

Shock and Awe

Someone had eaten Marjorie's yogurt again.  She tried to stay calm but the people in the break room had no idea that they were about to witness the most aggressive display of black chiffon ruffles since the '98 Christmas party debacle.

HULK GIRLFRIEND MAD! HULK GIRLFRIEND SMASH!

Looks like Dr. Banner forgot to put the lid down on the toilet again.

Igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic.

Majestic. . .like the view from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. . .but wider.

Choose wisely, Grasshopper.

At these prices, it's one collar bone, or the other.  You want to show 'em both off?  Pay retail.

Just keep telling yourself that. . .

Zulily described this collection as "must have," "chic," "sleek," and "whimsical."  All good things to keep repeating to yourself as you sit, shivering, nearly naked, on a public toilet with this thing gathered in a heap around your ankles on the filthy floor.

Exhibit A

It's a bold statement, but someone on the forensics team is bound to notice sooner or later.

So Many Questions. . .

Is the fringe attached to the shirt?

Are those shorts under there?  A mini skirt?  Is that all part of the shirt and she's not wearing anything on the bottom?  Will this shirt make me look like I have a loose flabby belly too? Why are her legs attached wrong?

Matchy-matchy!

I wouldn't want these pants without the matching shoes, 
that would look just ridiculous. . .

. . .instead of completely hilarious.