Just a few inches. . .

. . .and you make the transition from jauntily posing Barbizon graduate to Executive Assistant at The Ministry of Silly Walks.

The dictionary is your friend.

ebb [eb] noun

1. the flowing back of the tide as the water returns to the sea.

2. a flowing backward or away; decline or decay.

3. a point of decline.

On second thought. . . this might be exactly what they meant to say.

Circle of Life

She appears to be in need of a suitable, marshy, location, in which to deposit her eggs. . .

First Lady

New this season from the 

Eleanor Roosevelt Collection

Snarky comment credit goes to KLF

Fashion Scents

There seems to be a problem with this design. . .

 . . .but no one nose what it is.

Frankly my dear. . .I don't think that'll wash out. . .

I imagine this is what poor Scarlett's pantaloons looked like by the end of the war. . .

Put this on and leave the back open. . .

Hospital gown chic.