Exhibit A

It's a bold statement, but someone on the forensics team is bound to notice sooner or later.

So Many Questions. . .

Is the fringe attached to the shirt?

Are those shorts under there?  A mini skirt?  Is that all part of the shirt and she's not wearing anything on the bottom?  Will this shirt make me look like I have a loose flabby belly too? Why are her legs attached wrong?

Matchy-matchy!

I wouldn't want these pants without the matching shoes, 
that would look just ridiculous. . .

. . .instead of completely hilarious. 

Can I borrow your napkin?

Sew proper

There was a time when sewing was an important part of a woman's household duties.

What well intentioned housefrau could resist this sort of life advice from the Singer Corporation?

Or, you could put your dirty hair in a ponytail, brush the cookie crumbs off your sweatshirt, chase a couple of Valium down with a half a bottle of wine and see how far that gets you. . .

"Thank you" to Crystal for pointing out this hot mess!

Young at heart

I really hope this includes the matching pair of ruffled panties!

All business

"Okay, it looks like everyone is here.  Before we get the meeting started, would anyone like something to drink?"