Charwoman Chic

Can you play "Roll Out the Barrel?"

I see the leather harness straps, is the accordion hidden under that hideous dress?

Shock and Awe

Someone had eaten Marjorie's yogurt again.  She tried to stay calm but the people in the break room had no idea that they were about to witness the most aggressive display of black chiffon ruffles since the '98 Christmas party debacle.

HULK GIRLFRIEND MAD! HULK GIRLFRIEND SMASH!

Looks like Dr. Banner forgot to put the lid down on the toilet again.

Igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic.

Majestic. . .like the view from the south rim of the Grand Canyon. . .but wider.

Choose wisely, Grasshopper.

At these prices, it's one collar bone, or the other.  You want to show 'em both off?  Pay retail.

Just keep telling yourself that. . .

Zulily described this collection as "must have," "chic," "sleek," and "whimsical."  All good things to keep repeating to yourself as you sit, shivering, nearly naked, on a public toilet with this thing gathered in a heap around your ankles on the filthy floor.