Thursday, September 4, 2014
Model: "Should I put my hand on my hip?"
Model: "Do you want me to smile?"
Model: "Maybe it would look nice if I. . ."
Model: "I could. . ."
Photographer: "No! Look, this is a WORKWEAR collection! This dress is all about desperation and despair! It's about giving the best years of your life to a company only to see that witch Judith get the promotion instead of you! All you have is this dress, an empty apartment, and a bowl full of Ben and Jerry's at the end of the day! Do you understand?"
Model: <choking back tears> ". . .yes. . ."
Photographer: "Good. . .now WORK IT, BABY!"